Stealth Squad

Mission Briefing

Welcome, agents. Your mission is to blend in seamlessly with the office environment while secretly planning world domination. Remember, subtlety is key.

Objective: Infiltrate the break room, gather intel on the coffee machine, and report back to HQ.

Stealth Squad members, be prepared for:

• Highly suspicious looks from Karen in HR
• Uncomfortable encounters with the CEO's toupee
• Unpredictable microwave schedules

Don't forget to bring:

• Your A-game
• A good cover story
• Credit card info for the vending machine

For more information on Stealth Squad protocols, see:

For more on the history of Stealth Squad, see: