Meetings are for suckers, but our meeting planner knows who sucks the most.
He sucks because he eats all the free donuts and then complains about the quality of the pastries.
She sucks because she uses 17 different fonts in one presentation and then wonders why nobody listens to her.
He sucks because he thinks a 3-hour meeting is a good use of everyone's time and then complains when we don't get anything done.
Stay tuned for the winner of this week's award!