9:00 AM - Arrival of the Interns, aka "The Fresh Meat"
9:30 AM - Icebreaker: "Two Truths and a Lie"
10:15 AM - "The Human Knot" Trust-Building Exercise
12:00 PM - Lunchtime, where we all pretend to be adults
4:00 PM - The "World's Okayest" Team-Building Activity: A group of coworkers trying to build a birdhouse
5:30 PM - "The After-Party": Where we all pretend to be friends on a Saturday night