MONDAY, 2019: THE WALK OF SHAME

It's your favorite meeting of the week! The one where we all pretend to care about each other's feelings and ideas, but really we're just counting down the minutes until we can all go back to our respective cubicles and play solitaire in peace.

Here are the meeting notes for today:

• 10:00 - 10:30: "Synergy" discussion led by Bob, where he talks about how we're all going to "synergize" our way to success, but really it's just a bunch of buzzwords.
• 10:30 - 11:00: "Creative" brainstorming session, where we all pretend to have good ideas, but really nobody actually does.
• 11:00 - 12:00: "Team-building" activity, where we play "Two Truths and a Lie" and nobody actually gets to know anything about each other.

Upcoming Meetings:

Next Week | Tuesday's Tedium | Wednesday's Woes