Because you're lost in our meetings.
A: To confuse and demoralize our employees, while simultaneously creating a sense of existential dread.
A: As many as we can schedule before our sanity breaks.
A: Only if you've brought a cat-sized hole in the company budget to cover the costs of their therapy and catnip habit.
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