MEETINGS: Agenda Item 42

Agenda Item 42: "The Mysterious Disappearance of Bob"

This item has been moved to a different meeting. Repeat, it has been MOVED. Like, literally, it has been moved to a different meeting.

Reason: Bob is no longer available for meetings, and we all knew that already, right? Adjournment has been called.

Agenda Item 43: "The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Maintenance"

This is the real reason we're all here. To discuss the importance of keeping the coffee machine from imploding in a ball of flames.

Agenda item 42 was just a distraction. Don't @ me.

Related: Adjournment of Agenda Item 42, Adjournment of Agenda Item 43.

(Note: I've assumed that "Adjournment" is the subpage that will be used to discuss the adjournment of meetings, but I'm sure that's not actually a thing.)