Meeting Slang Dictionary - The Actionize Edition

What's the meaning of it all?

Meetings can be a real drag, but with our Actionize Dictionary, you'll be speaking like a true meeting pro in no time! Below, you'll find the top 10 meeting slang terms you need to know:

• Actionize - To turn an idea into a concrete plan with a bunch of unnecessary meetings and reports
• Agendize - To cram as many meetings as possible into a single day
• Deadize - To declare an idea dead, only to bring it back to life at the next meeting
• Meetize - To spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the weather
• Statuszie - To update a project status, only to make it sound like it's going nowhere
• Brainstorm - To come up with a bunch of half-baked ideas that will never happen
• Whiteboard - To draw meaningless diagrams on a whiteboard, only to make yourself look busy
• Delegate - To pass off a task to someone else, only to forget about it
• Actionitem - To create a task that will never get done, but looks good on paper
• Decisionize - To pretend to make a decision, only to stall for more time