Meeting Types: A Glossary

Meetings: the bane of productivity and the lifeblood of office politics. Here's a rundown of the most common types of meetings.

• Stand-up Meeting (Daily stand-up meetings for people who can't stand-up for themselves)
• Project Meeting (Meetings that promise change but deliver PowerPoint presentations)
• Status Meeting (Meetings where people check their phones for the 12th time)
• Sales Meeting (Meetings where you pretend to be interested)
• Brainstorming Meeting (Meetings where you come up with 5 ideas, 3 of which are stolen from Google)
• Feedback Meeting (Meetings where you tell people what they're doing wrong)
• Retreat Meeting (Meetings where you pretend to have fun while still getting work done)

Disclaimer: The above meeting types are entirely fictional and not actually real. Or are they?