Meeting Planner 9000: Termination of Sanity Edition

Meetings: where productivity goes to die.

Terminology:

• Acrobat (n.) - Someone who can contort their body to fit into tiny meeting rooms.
• Caffeine (n.) - A stimulant for the soulless, used to keep attendees awake during interminable meetings.
• Brown-Nose (n.) - A behavior exhibited by those who excessively agree with everything, often while secretly planning their escape.
• Exit Strategy (n.) - A well-rehearsed excuse for leaving early, often involving a 'meeting-adjacent' emergency.

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because meetings are the only place where the concept of time is relative.

Or, you know, you can just eat a sandwich at your desk. We won't judge.