Meeting Planner Glossary

For those unfamiliar with the esoteric jargon of Moonbase Alpha-1 meetings, this glossary is here to guide you.

• Possibility - A term used to describe a potential future event, often accompanied by copious amounts of hand-waving.
• Probability - The likelihood of said event, usually calculated by a team of highly paid, highly caffeinated mathematicians.
• Chaos Theory - The study of how our meeting minutes will inevitably deviate from our carefully crafted agendas.
• Ambiance - The art of creating an inviting atmosphere for our meeting space, often by installing an aquarium.
• Procedure - The step-by-step guide to getting lost in the labyrinthine halls of our headquarters.