Undead Union Agendas: Brain Calculation Workshop
Welcome, fellow undead creatures, to the brain calculation workshop! Here, we'll be discussing our next move to take over the world. Or, at the very least, our next move to take over the cafeteria.
Today's agenda includes:
- Calculating the optimal amount of brains to consume per day (item 1)
- Debating the use of 'brain-washing' as a form of torture to extract valuable knowledge from human prisoners (item 2)
- Discussing the merits of a zombie-themed coffee shop in the underground bunker (item 3)