The proposal outlines a comprehensive plan to overthrow the living, establish a zombie-dominated society, and secure the rights of the undead.
We will:
- Establish a Zombie Union to represent our interests and negotiate with the government.
- Organize and lead peaceful protests and rallies to raise awareness about undead rights.
- Develop a comprehensive plan to secure food and water sources, ensuring the survival and prosperity of the undead community.
But wait, there's more!
We will:
- Establish a Zombie-only internet, free from the distractions of social media and cat videos.
- Create a Zombie-only economy, where brain matter is the new currency.
- Develop a Zombie-only education system, where the curriculum consists of only the most useful skills for survival, like how to eat brains, and not get eaten by other zombies.
Join us and become a part of the Zombie Uprising!