Zombies for Hire

Welcome to Meetings, Inc., where we specialize in bringing your apocalyptic visions to life. Our team of expertly-trained zombies are ready to take your meeting to the next level.

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Our Services:

• Apocalypse Consulting
• Zombie Mangement
• Undead Team Building
• Survivalist Training

Our zombies are available for hire for a variety of services, including but not limited to:

• Breaking and entering (your office)
• Culinary services ( brains and guts only)
• Maintenance and repair (because who needs a 9-to-5 when you can have 24/7)

Our Zombies:

• Bob (our head zombie)
• Jenny (our most skilled zombie)
• Steve (our resident zombie accountant)

Don't just survive the apocalypse, conquer it with Meetings, Inc.!

Call us now to schedule your next meeting: 555-555-5555