Meetings: The Zombie Apocalypse Planner

Portfolio of Zombies-for-Hire

Our Team

Bob - 5 years of experience in shambling, moaning, and eating brains.
Joe - Expert in breaking through walls and devouring flesh.
Steve - Specializing in making meetings run longer than expected.

Meet Our Clients

Bank of Mutual Undertakings - We helped them rebrand their logo to feature our undead logo.
Evil Laugh Industries - Our team of zombies helped them perfect their maniacal laughter.
Insurance of the Doomsday Scenario - We helped them calculate the odds of a zombie apocalypse.

Services

Braaaaains! - Our signature service: guaranteed to clear out any room.
Undead Counseling - We'll help you work through your existential dread.
Shambling Assessment - Get your shambling skills evaluated by our experts.