Tactical Meeting Plan
When dealing with hostile humans, it's essential to stay one step ahead. Our expert zombie operatives have developed a comprehensive meeting plan to ensure your success:
- Initial Infiltration: Gather intel on the human's schedule, preferences, and snack habits.
- Establish Communication Channels: Create a secure, encrypted chat channel for covert discussions.
- Deploy Distractions: Use our arsenal of witty banter and clever pranks to keep humans off guard.
- Execute the Plan: Put our carefully crafted strategy into action, and watch as the humans squirm.
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