MEETING PLANNING

Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Welcome, meeting planners of the world! Are you tired of actual productivity? Do you yearn for pointless discussions and unnecessary handouts? Look no further! Our meeting planning services are designed to suck the life out of you.

We specialize in crafting meetings that will leave you wondering, "Why am I here? What is the point of this meeting?" Our team of expert meeting planners will ensure that every meeting is a mind-numbing, soul-crushing experience that will leave you feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending Groundhog's Day.

Our Services

About Us

Meet Our Meeting Planners

John Doe

Our lead meeting planner has a PhD in Procrastination and a minor in Coffee Connoisseurship.

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Jane Smith

Our meeting coordinator has a passion for PowerPoint templates and a talent for making you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending PowerPoint presentation.

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Meet Our Clients

ABC Corporation

We've been meeting with them for years, and we're still not sure what they do.

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DEF Company

They're a real thrill-ride. We've had meetings with them that have lasted for hours, but we're not sure if anyone got anything done.

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