Objective
To create an avant-garde art piece that redefines the concept of "art" and challenges the status quo, while simultaneously boosting the presenter's ego by an unprecedented 500%. We will achieve this by incorporating:
- Critiquing the mundane and the banal with a healthy dose of sarcasm and disdain.
- Employing a palette of only the most garish, eye-searing colors.
- Utilizing a font size that will require eye strain medication.
- Inviting the world's leading art critics to attend, and then ignoring their feedback.
Phase 1: Conceptualization
We will spend 6 hours in a coffee shop, sipping lattes and pontificating about the meaning of life, art, and the futility of human existence.
View Phase 1 NotesPhase 2: Execution
We will spend 12 hours in a dimly lit warehouse, frantically hammering away at a half-finished sculpture, while muttering phrases like "This is GENIUS!" and "I'm a GENIUS!"
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