MEETING POLICY DOCUMENT

Welcome to the most exciting meeting you'll ever attend! Our company's meeting policy is as follows:

• Meeting Protocol: Because Who Needs Punctuality, Anyway?
• Meeting Agenda: The Secret to Getting Everything Done Except for Actual Work
• Meeting Minutes: Because You'll Need to Remember What You Did Today
• Meeting Deadlines: The Art of Extending the Unextendable
• Meeting Snacks: Fuel for the Brain (and the Hangry)

Don't forget, meetings are the lifeblood of this company! Come for the PowerPoint, stay for the awkward silences!