Because who needs actual progress when you can have pointless meetings?
Meeting started at 10:00 AM, 2 minutes of small talk ensued.
John: "Hello, meeting, I'm here."
Discussion of the color scheme continued for 5 hours.
Sarah: "I think we should stick with the current colors."
Decision to stick with current colors made.
Meeting ended with a sense of accomplishment.
See Actions Taken During Meeting
Remember, meetings are where the magic happens.
Don't forget to take notes, it's for your own good.
| Meeting Time | Action Items | Decisions |
|---|---|---|
| 10:00 AM | Decide on color scheme | Sticky with current colors |
| 11:00 AM | Decide on number of chairs | 10 chairs |
| 12:00 PM | Decide on number of meetings | 3 meetings/week |