Meeting of the Prophecies: Charles the Curious

Charles, renowned for his questionable sanity and unwavering curiosity, convenes the Meeting of the Prophecies to discuss the impending doom of the world's coffee supply. As the chosen one, he decrees the following prophecies:

• By the power invested in me, I predict that the world will soon run out of avocado toast.
• It is foreseen that the apocalypse shall be delayed until the last remaining coffee shop has sold out all its supplies.
• Charles, the Curious, foresees the rise of a new world order, where the only thing that matters is the ratio of cream-to-sugar in one's morning latte.

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