Remember, every meeting is a battle for the ages. Only the strongest agenda items shall prevail.
1. All agenda items must be in bold.
2. All agenda items must be in Comic Sans.
3. All agenda items must be read aloud in a dramatic voice.
1. Repeatedly mentioning "synergy" will result in immediate ejection.
2. Using Comic Sans will be met with scorn and derision.
3. Failure to read agenda items in a dramatic voice will be met with physical violence.