Prophesiers are the unsung heroes of meetings. They are the ones who see into the future, who know the secrets of the cosmos, and who can predict with uncanny accuracy the exact moment when the meeting will go off the rails.
But how does one become a Meeting Prophesier? The answer, my friend, is not a simple one. It requires a combination of skill, knowledge, and a hint of madness.
First and foremost, one must have a deep understanding of the fundamental forces of meetings. These include, but are not limited to: The Psychology of Prophesying, Meeting Thermodynamics, and Chaos Theory Applied to Meetings.
Next, one must be able to read the subtle signs and portents that signal the meeting's trajectory. These include: Reading the Tea Leaves, Interpreting the Body Language, and Forecasting by Astrology.
And finally, one must be able to communicate their findings in a clear and concise manner, without being too obvious or too subtle. After all, a Meeting Prophesier is only as good as their delivery.
So, if you think you have what it takes to become a Meeting Prophesier, then join us in the Our Secret Society and learn the art of Meeting Prophesying.
Disclaimer: Meeting Prophesiers are not responsible for any inaccuracies or inaccuracies that may occur during or after the meeting. We are only responsible for our predictions, which are guaranteed to be 99.99% accurate.