MEETING PROPHESIES

A place where meetings go to die.

Prophesies

Our Mission

At MEETING PROPHESIES, we're dedicated to collecting and cataloging the most absurd, pointless, and soul-crushing meeting topics imaginable.

Our Prophesy Collection

Prophesy Soup

A delicious concoction of stale coffee, stale ideas, and the faint scent of despair.

Prophesies of the Month

A collection of the most heinous, the most egregious, and the most completely pointless meeting topics.