MEETING OF THE PRIMAL BANANAS

Attendees:

• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, The Banana Sage
• Dr. Jane D. Fruit, Expert in the Field of Fruit
• Balthazar, The Great Banana Tamer
• Bartholomew, Lord of the Peel

We will discuss the impending doom of the Fruit Salad industry, and how to harness the primal power of the banana.

Agenda:

1. 1. The Great Banana Debacle of 3000 BCE
2. 2. The Banana-astrophe of the 20th Century
3. 3. The Future of Bananas: A Primer
4. 4. Open discussion and fruit-filled debate

Subpages:

• Primordial Banana Philosophy
• Banarchy: The Rise of the Fruit Uprising