Meeting Prophesies
Our Prophecies
We're not actually prophets, but we're pretty sure we're right. Our team of experts has spent years studying the ancient art of meeting prophecy.
Our Prophecy Methods
We use a combination of crystal balls, tarot cards, and PowerPoint.
Meet Our Prophets
We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets ready to predict your future.
Prophecy FAQ
Q: Will I be late to the meeting? A: Yes.
Q: Will I like the meeting? A: Probably not.
Q: Can I bring my lunch? A: No.