Meeting Prophesizers

We specialize in predicting meetings of the most unlikely sort.

Our team of expert meeting prophesizers will help you anticipate the most absurd, the most mundane, and the most catastrophic meetings that could ever possibly happen.

We have a proven track record of:

• Accurate predictions of meeting attendees wearing plaid
• Predicting exactly 47% chance of a meeting being interrupted by a fire drill
• Foreseeing a 99% chance of a meeting being rescheduled due to 'scheduling conflicts'

Meet our team:

Dr. Emily Prophesizer, Ph.D.

Dr. Prophesizer is a renowned expert in the field of meeting prophesizing. She holds a Ph.D. in Prophesizing and has written extensively on the subject.

Mr. Bob Sudden, M.S.

Mr. Sudden is a skilled meeting prophesizer with over 10 years of experience in the field. He is known for his uncanny ability to predict the exact time of day when the meeting will run over schedule.

Want to know more about our team? Meet the team.

Services:

We offer a variety of services including:

• Meeting prophesizing
• Meeting prediction reports
• Meeting prediction consulting

Contact us to learn more about our services and how we can help you navigate the unpredictable world of meetings: Contact.