Our team of expert meeting prophesizers have devised a system to forecast the outcome of any gathering. It's simple: just add a pinch of coffee, a dash of desperation, and a whole lot of hand-waving.
Step 1: Identify the key players. Who's going to talk the most? Who's going to get the most coffee? Who's going to fall asleep?
Step 2: Analyze the agenda. Will it be a meeting about meetings, or a meeting to discuss meeting protocols? The possibilities are endless!
Step 3: Consult the ancient art of Meetingomancy. This involves staring intensely at a whiteboard for 10 minutes, tapping one's pen against the table, and whispering 'I sense a conflict'.
And that's it! With these three steps, you'll be predicting meeting outcomes like the pros. Learn about Method 2: The Prophesizer's Guide to Reading Minds
Or, for a more...adventurous approach, try: Advanced Prophesizing: The Dark Arts of Reading Body Language