The Third and Final Act: Uncertainty is the Only Certain Thing
After two methods of meeting-prophesizing have been debunked, we're left with the art of uncertainty. A delicate dance of not knowing what's coming next. Or what happened before. Or if it even matters.
Submethod 3.1: The Art of Not Caring
Meet Submethod 3.1, where we just pretend to care about the meeting's outcome. We feign interest, all while secretly checking our phones. It's a delicate balancing act.
Learn more about Submethod 3.1Submethod 3.2: The Art of Not Knowing When to Stop
Submethod 3.2 is all about timing. When do we start? When do we finish? Who knows? We just wing it, and hope for the best.
Learn more about Submethod 3.2Submethod 3.3: The Art of Not Caring About Caring
Submethod 3.3 is a meta-method. We don't care about caring, so we just go through the motions. It's like a meeting-themed Groundhog Day.
Learn more about Submethod 3.3Submethod 3.4: The Art of Not Having a Plan B
Submethod 3.4 is where we just wing it, completely without a plan. It's like trying to fly a plane without knowing how to steer. Good luck with that.
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