Why Meetings Are the Best

Because who needs actual progress when you can just have meetings all day?

Meetings: where the only thing more exciting than the agenda is the free coffee in the break room.

Join our meeting prophesizers and learn the art of turning a 10-minute conversation into a 2-hour discussion!

Read more about the Art of Stalling | Why Actual Progress Is Overrated

Meet the Prophesizers:

• Meet Prophesizer 1, the Master of the Art of Stalling
• Meet Prophesizer 2, the Queen of Red Tape
• Meet Prophesizer 3, the Lord of the Loopy Discussions

Join Our Prophesizers' Guild

By joining, you'll receive:

• A complimentary "World's Okayest Meeting Prophesizer" mug
• A 20% discount on all meeting-related merchandise
• A personalized certificate of completion, signed by our founder, Bob "The Meeting King" Johnson

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