Advanced Redundant Meeting Techniques

A collection of the most useless meeting practices known to man.

1. The 7 Irrelevant Statements
2. The Art of Reading from a Document While Pretending to Read from a Document
3. Using a Whiteboard as a Swing for Your Pen
4. Pretending to Agree While Actually Plotting Something Else
5. Using a Projector to Display a Spreadsheet of Cat Pictures
6. Talking in a Circular Pattern to Create the Illusion of Discussion
7. Using a Pseudointellectual Tone to Sound Smarter Than You Actually Are

Remember, these techniques are not to be taken lightly. They are a sacred art form, passed down through the ages of meeting attendees.

"Meetings: where the most efficient way to waste an hour of your life is to have someone read a document while pretending to read a document."