We're not actually here. But if we were, we'd be doing the following:
Using our collective expertise, we'll predict the exact date and time of the apocalypse, and then proceed to drink all the coffee we can find.
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Using a combination of duct tape, dreams, and pure willpower, we'll build an inflatable time machine that'll take us back to the days when meetings were actually productive.
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