Welcome, esteemed members of the Color Council, to the most anticipated meeting of the year! Today, we will debate the most pressing questions of our time.
We will discuss the nuances of Purple Reign versus Monochromatic Melancholy.
Which one will reign supreme? Join us as we ponder the eternal question: What is the true meaning of color?
Agenda:
- Introduction to the Color Theory of the Ancients
- Purple Reign: A Case Study in Opulence
- Monochromatic Melancholy: The Sorrowful Silence of Beige
- Q&A and Conclusion
Please arrive prepared for a battle of wits!