Important Notice

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Apocalypse has been delayed. Again.

As a result, the Meeting Prophets of Doom will now be serving a complimentary side of flaming bagels with every meeting. Please do not attempt to eat them.

Also, please note that the coffee machine has been replaced with a sentient coffee machine that has developed a taste for existential dread. It's been a bit... jittery lately.

Stay tuned for further updates from the Meeting Prophets of Doom.

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