Meeting of the Damned
Welcome, doomed souls, to the Meeting of the Damned. Today's agenda includes:
- Item 1: The apocalypse is near, but don't worry, it'll just be a 10am meeting
- Item 2: The coffee machine is broken, again
- Item 3: Why won't the vending machine work with our new souls
- Item 4: The conference room has a 10% chance of spontaneously combusting
Also, don't forget to bring your sacrifice to the meeting offering.
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