Meeting of the Damned

Welcome, doomed souls, to the Meeting of the Damned. Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: The apocalypse is near, but don't worry, it'll just be a 10am meeting
• Item 2: The coffee machine is broken, again
• Item 3: Why won't the vending machine work with our new souls
• Item 4: The conference room has a 10% chance of spontaneously combusting

Also, don't forget to bring your sacrifice to the meeting offering.

Hyperlinks:

• Last Week's Announcements
• This prophets' personal favorite meeting minutes
• The Meeting of the Damned FAQ