**TODAY'S FORECAST:** * **11:00 AM**: The conference room will be filled with the faint scent of stale coffee and desperation. * **11:15 AM**: The meeting leader will attempt to "synergize" with the team, but will end up just confusing everyone. * **11:30 AM**: A crucial discussion about "disruption" will take place, but will likely be cut short by a sudden craving for donuts. * **12:00 PM**: The team will take a 60-minute lunch break, during which they will all simultaneously check their email.
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