12:00 PM Telekinetic Task Force

Meeting Purpose: Telekinetic Task Force is a highly trained group of individuals with the ability to move objects with their minds.

Meeting Goal: To increase productivity by 300% through the use of telekinesis.

Agenda

• Item 1: Move the stapler
• Item 2: Telekinetic typing speed test
• Item 3: Practice moving the CEO's chair

Attendees

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and Mike

Regret: Alex and Sarah

Decisions

Decision 1: Increase productivity by 300% through the use of telekinesis.

Decision 2: Bob will be in charge of moving the stapler.

Decision 3: Jane will lead the telekinetic typing speed test.

Decision 4: Mike will practice moving the CEO's chair.

Meeting adjourned at 1:00 PM. Next meeting: 2:00 PM Telekinetic Task Force

Remember: A meeting without coffee is like a telekinesis without a brain: useless.

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