| 2023 |
January |
15 |
The Great Donut Holes of Existence |
The world will be covered in a fine layer of sprinkles and frosting |
| 2023 |
February |
27 |
The Invention of the Infinite Coffee Machine |
Caffeine levels will reach critical mass, causing widespread productivity |
| 2023 |
March |
14 |
The Great Sock Conspiracy |
Sock drawers will be found empty, leading to a global crisis of footwear |
| 2023 |
April |
1 |
The First Contact with Alien Life |
We will learn to communicate with the aliens through a series of interpretive dance routines |