Thikras' Prophecy Meeting Reporter
A gathering of esteemed individuals, convened to predict the fate of the universe.
Today's Prophetic Findings:
- • The coffee machine will not be fixed by 3 PM.
- • The new intern will not be seen until 5 PM.
- • The conference room will be filled with exactly 7.4 kilograms of stale air by 2 PM.
These revelations were obtained through the ancient art of meeting attendance.
prophets' Notes:
- Thikras the Unyielding (Prophecy Level: 8)
- Grakkus the Unpredictable (Prophecy Level: 4)
- Blork the Unreliable (Prophecy Level: 2)
A special thanks to our trusty crystal ball, which has seen better days.