Thikras' Prophecy Meeting Reporter

A gathering of esteemed individuals, convened to predict the fate of the universe.

Today's Prophetic Findings:

• • The coffee machine will not be fixed by 3 PM.
• • The new intern will not be seen until 5 PM.
• • The conference room will be filled with exactly 7.4 kilograms of stale air by 2 PM.

These revelations were obtained through the ancient art of meeting attendance.

prophets' Notes:

• Thikras the Unyielding (Prophecy Level: 8)
• Grakkus the Unpredictable (Prophecy Level: 4)
• Blork the Unreliable (Prophecy Level: 2)

A special thanks to our trusty crystal ball, which has seen better days.