Who Can't Teach Prophets: Bob Smirn

Meet Bob Smirn, the self-proclaimed "Prophet of Prophets" who can't even teach his way out of a paper bag.

• Failed to predict the rise of avocado toast
• Couldn't even begin to explain the concept of "relatable" to the younglings
• Tried to teach the art of napping as a viable skill, but ended up dozing off mid-lecture

Bob's Teaching Methods:

• The "Just wing it, kids!" approach
• The "I'll just Google it" method
• The "I'll just stare at you until you're bored" technique