Meet Tom, the prophet who can't teach prophets. Despite his best efforts, Tom's lectures on the art of prophecy are met with glazed eyes and confused expressions.
Tom's attempts at teaching prophecy have been met with resounding failure. His students would rather watch paint dry than listen to his rambling on the meaning of life.
Bernice's by-the-book approach to prophecy is a snooze fest. Her students would rather attend a meeting about meetings than sit through one of her lectures.