MEETING PROPHETS: Agenda 1

Today's meeting will feature the following prophets:

• Prophet McProphetface, who will speak on "The Importance of Slightly Used Cereal
• Prophet McProphetface's Niece, who will discuss "Trendy Toenail Art
• The Great and Powerful Prophet McProphetface's Nephew, who will talk about "The Benefits of Eating Only Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

Agenda Items:

1. The Importance of Slightly Used Cereal

Prophet McProphetface will discuss the finer points of slightly used cereal, including but not limited to its history, nutritional value, and the best ways to incorporate it into your daily routine.

2. Trendy Toenail Art

Prophet McProphetface's Niece will showcase her collection of trendy toenail art designs, including but not limited to neon, glitter, and tiny little unicorns.

3. The Benefits of Eating Only Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

The Great and Powerful Prophet McProphetface's Nephew will argue that cereal is not only delicious, but also the only acceptable choice for all meals.