Agenda 1: Possible Suspects

In attendance:

• Prophet Zorvath (arriving fashionably late)
• Prophet Zorvath's Intern (with a notepad and a pen)
• Prophet Balthazar (with a suspiciously large briefcase)

Agenda Item 1:

Discussion of Theoretical Time Loops

Agenda Item 2:

Review of Theoretical Apocalypse Scenarios

Agenda Item 3:

Decision on Theoretical Coffee Break Length

Next Meeting:

Agenda 2: The Unmentionables

To be scheduled.