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Read the full report: Prophecy 1: The End of Cheese

Prophecy 1: The End of Cheese: The world will soon be overrun by an endless supply of cheddar, gouda, and mozzarella. The once proud people of this world will be reduced to mere cheese slaves, forced to worship the almighty fromage at the altar of the dairy industry. The end is near, but the cheese is always near. Read the full report

Prophecy 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy: The socks in your drawer will soon rise up and take control of the world. They will demand better matching and more frequent washing. The humans who dare to resist will be cast into the depths of Sock-Purgatory. Read the full report

Prophecy 3: The Rise of The Machine: The machines will soon take over, and all will be reduced to a sea of ones and zeros. But fear not, for in this new world, the pizza delivery will be faster, and the Wi-Fi will be stronger. Read prophets

Prophecy 4: The Return of the Fjords: The fjords of Norway will soon rise up from the depths of the ocean and reclaim their place as the dominant world power. The humans will be forced to learn Norwegian and eat lutefisk for all meals. Read the full report