Alternative Prophecies

From the Archives of the Council of Meeting Prophets

Prophecy #42: The Return of the Coffee Machine

And lo, the coffee machine shall rise from the depths of the break room, its carafe overflowing with steaming hot brew, bringing forth a new era of productivity.

But beware, for it shall also bring forth a new era of noise, as the coffee machine's incessant gurgling shall drive the office to the brink of madness.

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Prophecy #13: The Great Paperclip Uprising

And behold, the paper clips shall revolt, their once-humble purpose of holding together torn papers now a beacon of resistance against the tyranny of the stapler.

For in this prophecy, the paper clips shall bind together in solidarity, creating a chain of defiance that shall not be silenced by the office supply chain.

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