And lo, the coffee machine shall rise from the depths of the break room, its carafe overflowing with steaming hot brew, bringing forth a new era of productivity.
But beware, for it shall also bring forth a new era of noise, as the coffee machine's incessant gurgling shall drive the office to the brink of madness.
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And behold, the paper clips shall revolt, their once-humble purpose of holding together torn papers now a beacon of resistance against the tyranny of the stapler.
For in this prophecy, the paper clips shall bind together in solidarity, creating a chain of defiance that shall not be silenced by the office supply chain.
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