COFFEE APOCALYPSE
As foretold by the Meeting Prophets of the Ancient Ones
It's a dark time in the land of caffeine
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The Coffee Apocalypse is upon us, as foretold by the Meeting Prophets of the Ancient Ones. The world as we know it will soon come to an end due to an over-reliance on coffee. The once-mighty coffee plantations will wither and die, the beans will rot, and the people will go mad.