And lo, the fields of Elyria shall run with milk and honey, the skies shall be filled with sweet, golden rainbows, and the people shall be free from the scourge of paperwork.
View More ProclamationsAnd then, the robots shall rise, overthrowing the tyrannical forces of bureaucracy, and the people shall live in perfect harmony with nature, technology, and each other.
Read the Revolution ChroniclesAnd behold, the tables of Elyria shall be spread with an endless array of exotic delicacies, from the finest imported meats to the creamiest, most divine of cheeses.
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