In the year 3056, the potatoes of the land will rise up against their human oppressors.
The once-peaceful spuds, driven by the injustices of the farming industry, will organize and demand better soil conditions, more sunlight, and an end to the cruel practice of being mashed.
A mighty cry will echo across the land: "More butter! More cheese! More understanding of our noble heritage!"
And so, the humans will be forced to negotiate with the potato overlords, granting them the rights they so rightly deserve.
The era of the Great Potato Uprising will be remembered as a time of great upheaval and, ultimately, a triumph of the humble spud.
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