According to ancient lore, it is foreseen that our great leader will be a giant, flamingo-footed deity who will bring us the sacred sauce of the gods, and we shall feast and worship for eternity.
Read Subprophecy 2 to see the full vision.
We shall build an altar of 1000 golden toilets, and on the 13th hour of the 13th day, the sauce shall be released.