Meeting Prophets: Ancient Prophesies - First Meeting

The Gathering of the Prophets

The first meeting of the Meeting Prophets was held on a distant mountain, where our ancestors foresaw the coming of the Great Coffee Machine.

Present were:

Prophesies

We foresaw:

  1. The Great Coffee Machine would bring us caffeine and joy, but also existential dread.
  2. The rise of the autonomous toaster army would threaten our snack supplies.
  3. The end of the world as we knew it, due to an over-reliance on cat videos.

Next Meeting

Join us at the next Meeting Prophets gathering, where we'll tackle:

The Second Meeting: The Rise of the Robot Uprising

Disclaimer: Our prophesies may not come true. Or maybe they will. Or possibly they won't, and we'll all just have a nice cup of tea and a cookie.