Welcome, prophets of the meeting!
Today, we're going to tackle the age-old problem that's been plaguing our organization:
The Syndrome of the Same Old Questions
We've seen it time and time again: "Is the coffee machine really broken?" "Did I turn off the lights?" "Why is the copier jammed... again?"
It's a never-ending cycle of déjà vu, a Groundhog Day of bureaucratic tedium.
But fear not, prophets, for we have a solution!
Introducing "QuestionGenie" - our new AI-powered assistant that will finally answer all your burning questions with a simple "Yes, no, maybe, or meh".
Next Annex: The Question Genie Exorcised
Don't miss out on the thrilling conclusion!
And, as always, don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave.